GORILLA BEACH SNOOKI PDF

GORILLA BEACH SNOOKI PDF

Mommy-to-be and Jersey Shore starlet Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is at it again. Today her third(!) book, Gorilla Beach, hits shelves. Simultaneously. In fact, gorillas are just what Snooki calls big tanned dudes on steroids, so Gorilla Beach is just a beach with buff guidos on it. And this is just a. “Gorilla Beach” by Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi. Gallery Books pages, $ As I was climbing onto the elliptical machine at the gym with this book.

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Everything about this spray-tanned 0dyssey screams George Lucas: Jun 02, Kelan O’Brien rated beacy it was amazing. Maybe one of the brothers, Mario and Luigi?

Jan 01, Leslie Matey rated it really liked it. Bella and Gia become the bartenders.

Gorilla Beach by Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi

They even hire Juan, the Puerto-Rican rickshaw driver, as a security guard. Just a continuation of her antics at the Jersey Shore Goodreads helps you keep track of books you want to read. But my dream would not be realized. When you’re this smokin’, winning is a shore thing. With hearts and loot on the line, losing is not a chance the crew can take. But when the girls unknowingly cross an overprotective mafiosa mama, all bets are off.

#72 – “Gorilla Beach” by Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi

It’s a light read; probably a good one for the beach. Return to Book Page. Just something fun and silly to end the summer with! May 26, Lillian rated it really liked it Recommends it for: Jun 25, Lindsey rated it really liked it Shelves: I say congratulations, Koko. I also learned that this lexicon was basically the only thing that she contributed to this book, as she openly admitted to using an anonymous co-author.

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The dangerous casino boss is named Violenti. Can you confirm or deny if Koko the Gorilla served as ghost writer? Aug 12, Snakesonabus rated it it was amazing. But enough about Fredo. May 10, Letitia rated it liked it. Jun 05, Ann rated it liked it.

Like something out of a George Gorilka cinematic re-release, these kinds of zany freaks are shoehorned in to make the guido-verse feel more like a living and breathing place than the narrative provides. Refresh and try again.

Just take a look at some of the chapter titles: But something struck me in the conclusion of the book.

Snooki’s new novel ‘Gorilla Beach’: I read it so you don’t have to! |

For example, early on we meet the manager of a country western bar who also happens to be afraid of seeing his own shit. I think my brain is fried just from reading. Just a moment while we sign you in to your Goodreads account.

George Lucas, rumored co-author of Gorilla Beach. Jan 01, Meg rated it it was amazing. And this is just a book about two guidettes on a mission to bang them.

Overall wnooki was an OK read. In fact, gorillas are just what Snooki calls big tanned dudes on steroids, so Gorilla Beach is just a beach with buff guidos on it. With hearts and loot on the line, losing is not a chance the crew can take.

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Too bad fall is upon us – I could use a dose of the Jersey Shore right now. If you get past that, than the book isn’t bad. But when the girls unknowingly cross an overprotective mafiosa mama, all bets are off.

This book feels weird right from the beginning. The Gia character also has a superpower clairvoyance that she has to learn to use responsibly.

Captain Morgan — the police chief, Olga — the fortune teller, and Father Guido — the Italian Priest that runs Thursday-night bingo and-a talks-a like-a theeeeesss: Sorry, your blog cannot share posts by email. May 28, Michael McEvoy rated it it was ok. Whether or not of what you think about Snooki, this additional book from “A Shore Thing” is just as crazy, funny and lovable. I was looking for a trashy beach read and I found it! View all 3 comments.

I read her first book so I thought it might have gotten better in the 2nd installment It gkrilla everything — the poor diction, the lack of imagination, shit-flinging comedy, the confusion over different human backgrounds — this book was ghost written by Koko the Gorilla of the The San Francisco Zoo.